If you're worthy enough to be accepted, you'll be swiping through stock that includes everyone from Kelly Osbourne and Patrick Schwarzenegger, to Elijah Wood and Trevor Noah.
You better not go around bragging to everyone that you matched with some semi-famous Who's it for: Ivy League snobs Sparkology sells itself as a luxury matchmaking service for "well-intentioned men and women," where the dudes are all verified grads of top-tier schools, and you can only join if you're invited by the site's team or referred by a current member.
But how are you supposed to score dates with strangers when you're unbelievably rich, beautiful, or a C-list celebrity?
Surely, you'd never slum it with the simpletons on Hinge, Bumble, or Ok Cupid.
To all of my fellow Ivy League-ers: You’ve got brains and talent, and a couple of years ago you landed yourself a highly coveted spot at one of the best schools in the country. It looks like it’s the men of Cambridge that take the top spot in terms of attractiveness. The sexiest ladies out there are apparently the Princetonians, with Harvard sliding in as a close second, while the Yalies declare themselves amongst the pickiest.
Coffee Meets Bagel’s Chief Data Scientist sifted through over 1.1mm matches made among alumni & students of the nation’s Ivy League Universities- Princeton, Harvard, Yale, Columbia, Dartmouth, Brown, UPenn, and Cornell- to find out who is the most popular & pickiest.
version of Grindr, considering to even peek at any of the dudes who're DTF in your proximity, you first must submit what you have to offer (read: shirtless selfies) for consideration -- and be voted in by at least three current members. Unless you're an Adonis, not good: eight out of 10 guys are rejected.
By the time they finally emerge from this brainiac oasis, they tend to appreciate a bit of street zest and a great sense of humor… In truth, they are just one in a sea of Ivy League graduates, available on Bumble at a dime a dozen (If you haven’t downloaded this thing, stop whatever you’re doing and get on it! Warning: this only works for the kids who were born with silver spoons in their mouths, leaving them forever questioning whether they have any organic survival skills to rely on. Having spent most of his youth in the library, he’s probably scared of a street fight. Personally, I am riding the “I have a French Master’s and speak three languages” pony to my grave. Intellectual conversations will inevitably come up and you will need to add in your astute two cents, particularly in front of his family and friends. ) “I don’t feel connected to the American system because I lived half of my life in Russia and Europe” sounds far more acceptable. Because, trust me, when shit hits the fan, he will throw that academic disparity in your face. Well, that’s his chill spot, so be ready to stock up on kitten heels and not in the ironic street style way. I recently made the mistake of telling a Columbia graduate I’m occasionally seeing that I don’t vote. According to my know-it-all niece (is there anything more annoying than prep school seniors?Some other interesting details: guys have to pony up a virtual currency to initiate conversation with a lady, and the app provides a concierge service that will help you boost your profile and even plan out a whole date when you're ready to take things offline. The League claims to screen users via some mysterious algorithm that "keeps [the] community well-balanced and high-quality," while somehow hiding you from friends, “business connections,” and coworkers.It also promises no bait-and-switches ("You’ll never have to wonder if that Harvard hottie is too good to be true"), but who cares, you're too popular as it is, anyway!